funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate 

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said

(Source: dts91)

Literally my outfit today. Tegan & Sara shirt plus shorts = comfort. I love summer.

Literally my outfit today. Tegan & Sara shirt plus shorts = comfort. I love summer.



i promise to love every part of you

i promise to love every part of you

(Source: praises)

nighttimers:

Have you ever met someone and found them so attractive that everything they do is beautiful. The way their nose wrinkles when they smile, the way their hips move when they walk, the way they lick their lips when they’re deep in concentration, the way their lips move as they talk. Everything they do brings beauty, and it’s captivating to watch.

(Source: formatives)

(Source: danielodowd)

thyves:

im not like other girls (: 

 

leviathanrose:

Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation 1 “Sinister Ones”

Artists: necromorph-slayinglovemachine, catsbooksandtheholydance, aprilfoolromance, doodlecat, yougotvexed, gyodragon

These are incredible