my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
(Source: lindsaylohoean, via cravings)
don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
fire cannot kill a dragon
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via cravings)
Kili looks utterly terrified and nervous like “Oh god, will he like me? Will there be food? Are we late? are we too early? Will I be as majestic as Thorin?”
And Fili is all “i came here to fuck bitches.”
(Source: , via becausezoro)
I’m 99.9% sure I’m the ugly friend.
I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like